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A Chelme Mayse

Posted on January 5, 2009 by CNP Webmaster

On the Lighter Side: The Wise Men of Chelm Resolve World Crises By Israel Zwick, CN Publications, January 5, 2009 Editor’s Note: Prior to World War II, there was a town in Eastern Europe called Chelm. The elders of the … Continue reading →

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Guys Rules

Posted on November 3, 2008 by CNP Webmaster

The Guys’ Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­ At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys’ side of the story.We always hear “the rules“From the female side Now here are the rules from the male side. These … Continue reading →

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International Peace Plan

Posted on November 2, 2008 by CNP Webmaster

Ten-Point Plan to Solve All of America’s Problems By Robin Williams You gotta love Robin Williams……Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador … Continue reading →

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Derriere Diplomacy

Posted on October 23, 2008 by CNP Webmaster

The Folly and Triumph of Tukhes Diplomacy By Israel Zwick, CN Publications, October 20, 2008 SETTING: Tel Aviv barroom TIME: Saturday night, October, 2008 Avi: Hey Benni, are you following this Presidential campaign in America? What do you think of … Continue reading →

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Ahmadinejad Visits Psychiatrist

Posted on May 29, 2008 by CNP Webmaster

Ahmadinejad Visits His Psychiatrist By Israel Zwick, CN Publications Commemorating the liberation and unification of Jerusalem in June, 1967 Author’s Note: The following story was inspired by the Yiddish comedy routine of Dzigan and Shumacher titled “The Psychiatrist,” and by … Continue reading →

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Understanding Demographics

Posted on March 18, 2008 by CNP Webmaster

The Real Demographic Problem Facing Israel By Israel Zwick, CN Publications, Purim 5768 Editor’s Note: Recently, a secret meeting was held at the United Nations by the request of the Israeli representative. Present at this meeting were representatives from the … Continue reading →

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NASA Teams With IDF

Posted on January 16, 2008 by CNP Webmaster

NASA To Help Israeli Military Develop New Smart Bombs By Israel Zwick, CN Publications, January 16, 2008 See Also: Zwick’s Picks  See Also: Al-Quds Times Gaza City/Tel Aviv – Israel killed three Palestinian civilians in a botched strike Wednesday, while … Continue reading →

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Political Spin

Posted on October 15, 2007 by CNP Webmaster

What Journalists Can Do Here’s an example of what a good spin doctor can do. Submitted by Irv Goller, October 15, 2007 Fictional Humor – Reprinted from Urban Legends See Also: Bias Against Israel  Here is why moving to Montana … Continue reading →

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