Monthly Archives: October 2006

Emergency Landing

Posted on October 28, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

Israeli Helicopter in Trouble Note: The following story is fictitious, it is presented for amusement only. An Israeli helicopter flying over the Gaza strip was hit by a rocket propelled grenade.  The damage was minimal, but the helicopter was leaking … Continue reading →

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Reexamining the Two-State Solution

Posted on October 27, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

Top Ten Reasons for Not Establishing a Palestinian State. By Israel Zwick, CN Publications The United Nations has identified almost 5000 distinct ethnic groups living in its 192 member countries (see World Ethnic Groups). Almost 300 of these have been … Continue reading →

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Haredi Jews Help Palestinian Neighbors

Posted on October 26, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

Haredi settlement donates medical supplies to Palestinians Residents of Modeiin Elite donate NIS 30,000 in medical equipment to neighboring Palestinian village. Residents of both celebrate in ceremony in Modeiin Elite By Neta Sela (YNet News) Published: 10.26.06, 23:24 Is there a … Continue reading →

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Searching for Answers

Posted on October 26, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

It’s All Fardrayt! An Israeli student walks into a New York bookshop and tells the salesman what he needs. The Muslim salesman, from Pakistan, recommends a book to him.  When he returns to his room, the student opens the book and finds that … Continue reading →

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Smuggling Into Gaza

Posted on October 26, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

The Shrewd Smuggler Everyday, a cyclist crosses the border from Egypt into Gaza, carrying a shoulder bag. The European border monitors suspect him of smuggling but they let him through everyday. No matter how much they investigate, they can’t determine what he … Continue reading →

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The Terrorist Waiter

Posted on October 26, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

Terror at Sheva Brochos. At the conclusion of a large Israeli wedding in Jerusalem, everyone who drank from the Sheva Brochos wine, quickly died. The Arab waiter was immediately suspected so he was held by the guests until the Shin … Continue reading →

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Hasty Decisions, Delayed Rewards

Posted on October 26, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

Whose Coat is This? Three good friends, Reuven, Shimon, and Levi, left the synagogue at the conclusion of the Sabbath services. They were eager to get home to a delicious, hot meal so they quickly grabbed their black overcoats. As … Continue reading →

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Classic Jewish Humor

Posted on October 26, 2006 by CNP Webmaster

Classic Jewish Humor. You may remember ( if you’re old enough) the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others. Don’t you miss their humor?  Not one single … Continue reading →

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